shannon is the messenger
shannon i am the messenger
shannon messenger fuzzy feet (hi shannon!)
why are shannon's feet so hairy?
I wonder if Shannon Messenger will read this ...?
Have I mentioned that you guys are awesome? Cause clearly you are.
I wonder what random things you'll come up with this time...
In the meantime, here are some of the other crazy things people actually search for (seriously, WHY DO PEOPLE GOOGLE THESE CRAZY THINGS????) and by some weird twist of the internets end up at my blog
ridiculous haircuts white people
(okay, I have no idea what this lead them to--but it better not have been a pic of me!)
(though... I did post those "bangs of doom" pics...)
(this one comes up a LOT)
(and it really scares me)
(and I REALLY hope they mean CUTE baby and just don't know how to spell)
(which ALSO scares me--but less)
(Doesn't everyone have something in their blog archive about platypus bottoms?)
(this is such an insanely accurate description of me it's almost eerie)
Cutest picture in the universe
(aw, I'm so glad you guys like my new author photo so much)
hopefully that will keep those creepers away now
(Um... if you're actually worried about this GOOGLE IS NOT THE WAY TO SOLVE THIS PROBLEM)
(try THE POLICE)
short people with hairy feet
(I'm guessing this led them to either a hobbit picture I posted...or a pic of Kiersten White)
(And you can decide if I'm teasing her about being short or having hairy toes)
(Oh mans, she's going to pummel me with cupcakes next time we go to lunch...)
Humiliating game show story
(Oh good, I'm SO glad people are finding this story)
(that's not embarrassing at all)
(I LOVE that this leads people to my blog)
(and I love it even more that it leads to posts where I ponder the disproportionate enormity of Robert Pattinson's head)
(but I mean seriously guys, it's HUGE)
(Go LOOK AT IT)
(I'm guessing I should feel insulted by this...)
(but... it's pretty spot on)
And my two personal favorites of the batch:
Shannon Messenger's Query Letter
(aw, it's SO CUTE you guys think I know what I'm doing!)
(and btw, I actually don't have my query letter posted anywhere)
KEEPER OF THE LOST CITIES
(Okay, I'll confess... this was kind of "a moment")
(I mean... someone found my blog by searching for MY BOOK)
(That... might be the coolest thing ever)
(And I know that's what's SUPPOSED to happen)
(But yeah, it's SO SURREAL to see!)
And... I think that's enough for today. But I can't wait to see what insanity this spurs. Never a dull moment on the internets!
Have a great weekend everyone!