I know you claim that you were the exact same amount of minutes as every other weekend, but I'm not sure I believe your lies. How else could you be over already? And don't give me that: you-wasted-a-lot-of-time-laying-with-an-ice-pack-on-your-head excuse. I think you should've frozen time for me, to make up for my pain and suffering.
The now very behind on EVERYTHING Shannon
I know it was a fluke, one-in-a-million accident. But I have to state for the record that your elbow + my eye = OWWWWW! Then again, having you wait on me hand and foot to appease your guilt is super fun. I may or may not be asking for things I don't even need, just because it's awesome to mess with you.
Your swollen-eyed wife who's at least grateful it's not a shiner
You're back. Already. I mean, I know you have a lot of fun stressing me out--but I really thought you'd gotten tired of my whining and were going to avoid me for at least another couple of weeks. Apparently not. But that's okay--you don't scare me. Even with one slightly blurry eye, I shall defeat you. Count on it.
Somewhat Confidently Yours,
The Writer who's plotting to own you
If you haven't already guessed, thanks to The Great Puffy Eye Disaster of 2011 and Deadline of Doom--The Revenge, I'm...a little behind on blogging. So I don't have a MMGM for you guys today--and I may not be posting every day this week. Thankfully, I can always count on some of you guys to carry the torch for me. I hope you'll check out the amazing links below. Thank you for bearing with me!
The Blogger who's hoping you aren't getting sick of her recently unreliable schedule
Joanne Fritz is featuring A TALE OF TWO CASTLES, by Gail Carson Levine. Click HERE to read her review.
Shannon O'Donnell always has an awesome MMGM recommendation. Click HERE to see what she's featuring this week.
Brooke Favero is featuring A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS, by Lemony Snicket. Click HERE to see her thoughts.
Deb Marshall highlights middle-grade mysteries. Click HERE to see which ones she loves.
And if you've done an MMGM, let me know. I'll update this post with a link.