Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Ninja platypuses and evil husbands

If you follow me on Twitter or Facebook, you've probably seen me post about some of the um....strange/bizarre/occasionally creepy ways people stumble across my blog, according to Statcounter.

But there's been too many good ones for me to Tweet them all, so I thought I'd steal copy plagiarize borrow give homage to okay, fine, STEAL an idea from Karsten Knight and do a whole post about it. (FYI--his was probably better than mine. You can find it HERE.)

Here's a random smattering (yes--smattering. I love that word) of things people have found my blog by searching over the last few days, and my thoughts:

ninja platypus
(Yes! I want one too!)
(Though I believe I requested a were-platypus)
(But one isn't picky about such things.)

Hot Uk Girls
(Hm...I don't live in the UK. But I'm flattered this led them here anyway) :)
(Oh wait--it was probably that Kiera Knightley photo. #crud)

does lindsay lohan like soccer
(I don't know. Does she?)
(wait--remind me why we care?)

twizzler obsession
(YES! I'm not alone!)

my husband is evil
(Why are you searching for this? Are you having concerns?)

my husband is an evil christian
(Okay, seriously, WHY ARE YOU SEARCHING FOR THIS????)

messenger of hot girls
(I'm not sure I'm their official spokesperson but...)

fotos de paul walker y jessica alba
(viva los internacionales!)
(which...probably isn't correct Spanish)

hot guy illustration nude
(I...have no words)
(And no idea what page this took them to)
(And I'm not sure I want to know...)

shanon whitney messanger
(Yay! Someone looking for me.)
(They can't spell. But YAY!)

80's mullet
(Please tell me this isn't coming back into style...)

what happen when you decided to tell the truth
(What happened?)
(No...really, I'm curious now. WHAT HAPPENED?)

cupcake fail
(okay...I totally deserve this one)

how not to make a duck cupcake
(yup--deserve this one too.)
(*grumble*)

Shannon Messenger agent
(uh...I'm not an agent)
(but I've always wanted to reject a query...)

mean girls
(hey now--that better be a reference to the movie!)

AND...my personal favorite:

shirtless Orlando Bloom
(there really is NOTHING better to be associated with)
(my life is now complete)

Sadly, there have been some even weirder ones over time, but I wanted to stick to the most recent searches. And there are ALWAYS new ones. In fact, I have a feeling I'll be doing this again. It's just too much fun. :)

What about you guys. Any of you have crazy Statcounter search stories to tell?

(sorry if you saw this post twice btw. I was setting it up to schedule and uh...messed up the dates. This is why I shouldn't blog on deadline brain...)