(which isn't even grammatically correct!!!)
And I think I must've used up all my brain energy for yesterday's post--which I am LOVING all the comments for, btw (if you haven't read them or chimed in you should--some awesome support and confessions going on in there)--because when I sat down to write today's post...well...yeah--I've got nothing!!!!
Well...nothing except random, disconnected thoughts--which would not make for a coherent post.
Radishes! Twinkle-toes! Catterpillers! Snorkels!
I've decided to resort to something I rarely do...mainly because it scares the snot out of me. But like the title of this post: desperate times call for desperate measures.
So I'm opening up the comments today for a game of "Let's Ask Shannon!"--an awesome solution because it lets me get away with a post like this, which really isn't about anything. (*evil laugh*) And--added bonus--if I get a lot of questions, I have fodder for numerous upcoming blog posts.
But the scary part???????
What if no one asks anything--I'll look like the biggest loser ever!!!
You guys wouldn't do that to me--would you? WOULD YOU????
Think of it this way--this is your chance to ask me all those questions I KNOW you've been dying to have the answers to, like "How many Twizzlers do you eat in a day?" and "Which Pirate is hotter--Will Turner or Captain Jack Sparrow?" and "Are you or are you not a sparkly vampire hiding amongst us?"
Or if you REALLY want to torture me you can make me pick favorites on things. (*shudder*). I even have a feeling some of you will find a way to squeeze a little Shannon Shame out of me (*double shudder*)
Or, yanno, you could ask me legitimate publishing related questions and I can do my best to answer them. (And hey, if I don't know the answer I'll just talk about Twizzlers.)
Only rule? Um...I keep this blog middle grade reader friendly. So please keep it clean.
And hey, maybe I'll even reward one lucky question-asker with a prize of some sort--I can be full of surprises like that. ;)
So please, help a girl out and ask me some questions. Pretty please? With sugar on top?
*big puppy dog eyes*