So...I have an agent--which I'm pretty sure everyone knows by now.
What you may NOT know is that a few months ago I caved into peer pressure and made a deal with the devil my followers that when I signed with my dream agent (and I still can't believe I really did sign with my DREAM agent) I would...*gulp*...VLOG.
And not just a normal vlog--cause no, that would've been too easy!
Instead, HERE'S what I agreed to do:
If/When I sign with my dream agent I will record my first vlog and post it for everyone to see. And I promise that in the vlog I will dress up and give a gooey, possibly tearful Academy Awards Style acceptance speech holding some sort of fake trophy.
AND--because I was having a SEVERE lapse in judgement, I added:
I will also let you guys have input into what I say/who I thank in the speech!
I have to VLOG
Dressed up like an idiot
Holding a stupid fake trophy of some sort
AND YOU GUYS GET INPUT INTO WHAT I SAY!
*resists the urge to jump into the bathtub with electrical objects*
Now, I made that deal about 3 months ago, and at the time everyone had a lot of fun in the comments giving me things to say. But...they were mostly inside jokes that have since run their course and really aren't funny anymore. So...
Let's try it again!
Leave a comment today and I will do my best to work it into the humiliating speech I have to give. I can only imagine what you guys are going to put me through.
BUT--I did make a few caveats, and I will reiterate them now:
1. No cussing/swearing
2. Keep it clean (I keep this blog PG rated)
3. I will not say anything controversial/political/religious/bound-to-get-me-into-heated-debates
4. I reserve the right to exclude something if I feel it falls into any of the above categories
I want you guys to have fun with this, but I also don't want this vlog to become the beginning and END of my career. And remember, I said you get to control what I SAY in the vlog--not what I do--so no singing/dancing suggestions will be taken. So there!
None-the-less, I have no doubt you evil geniuses will find PLENTY of ways to make this as humiliating as possible for me--and it's all my fault.
I made the deal.
I landed the dream agent.
The time has come.
I'll try to record the vlog this weekend...
So...have at it.
*runs and hides*