Saturday, February 6, 2010

Were-Platypus Cupcake...Sorta

Brace yourselves for the biggest #shannonfail ever

Some of you may remember my campaign to force C.J. Redwine to make Wally the Were-Platypus into a cupcake--which was a HUGE success BTW. We stomped the other cupcake designs into the ground! 

But C.J. is not one to be trifled with.
And so, I just spent my Friday night--you guessed it--making a Were-Platypus cupcake. 
And--as if that weren't pathetic enough--it might just be the ugliest, most deformed, most ridiculous thing ever. I will definitely NOT be pursuing any careers in cake decorating.
*sighs*

Here's what I ended up with...

Gah--I can't do it--it's TOO embarrassing!

But...I have to...

But it's SO lame!

*Deep Breath*

Okay, I'm posting it.

I am! I am! I am!

Here goes...

(...)

(...)

Have I stalled enough yet?

Nope...I think I can drag it out a little more...

(...)

(...)

*giggles*

Okay, I'm really doing it this time--and be prepared. My husband laughed so hard when he saw it he could barely breathe. It is the #epicfail of all cupcakes.

And so, without further ado...I humbly present Wally the Were-Platypus Cupcake:

*headdesk*

He appears to be part muppet, part penguin, part gibbon...

But I'm calling him a Were-Platypus--and my one defense is that I have yet to find a photo of a Were-Platypus, so how do you know that's not what they look like? Hm? Hmmm?

Oh, who am I kidding? It's total crap. 
But if it's any consolation, he tastes delicious--and I would know. I ate several of the failed attempts. 
;)

So...there you go. The first Were-Platypus cupcake. 

Now I can't WAIT to see how C.J. does it--because I'm sure it's going to stomp my little blob guy into the ground. 

Were-Platypus FTW!